yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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