it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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