idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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