Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He shit in the fireplace
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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