what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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