We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We don't watch enough power rangers
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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