there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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