walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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