she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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