When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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