Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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