Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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