I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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