I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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