My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
bring money and cleavage
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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