Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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