i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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