awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I need to sanitize my soul.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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