So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My pussy is not your playground.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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