I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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