Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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