I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's blow job season.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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