This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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