is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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