Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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