try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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