I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
