Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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