have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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