hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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