Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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