is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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