i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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