do herpes really smell.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I need to sanitize my soul.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
