come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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