problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we made out on top of his cat.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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