I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
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That's how twitter works, right?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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