Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Someone signed my nipple.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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