Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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