who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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