i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
