i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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