It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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