I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
