so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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