You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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