therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
im six kinds of drunk right now
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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