Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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