I didn't shave. On purpose
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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