I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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