guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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