They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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