I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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